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Cheers to the Queers.

a queer femme owned alternative shop for people who like expressing themselves
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Your shoes aren't the only thing that matters

Socks: Our Unsung Hero

They're so much better when they fit your personality like they fit your feet
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your dad is hot

YOU DID WHAT?!

your mom is hot
I like dads i like moms

Welcome to our quirky maximalist shop that's for everyone! We are queer, femme, neurodiverse & part POC owned. Thank you for your support.

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Leg Day All Day Unisex Sweatshirt
$59.95
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Leg Day All Day DryBlend® T-Shirt
$38.50
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Let the Good Times Roll Backpack
$49.00
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Riot Not Diet Photo paper poster
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TOO MANY SOCKS? NEVER.
Check out our favorite socks for skating, being sassy, or just wearing around the house.
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Just in time for summer
PROTECT YOUR EYES IN STYLE
The most stunning sunnies to stunt on other folks wherever you go this summer.
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WE'RE HERE, QUEER, AND READY TO PARTY
PRIDE LACES
Rock your flag on your skates the only way we know how- loud and proud
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